About Us
Paperboys standing in front of the Parthenon in Athens preparing to deliver the first Greek edition of Daily-Pigeon on September 30, 345 BCE. Before becoming the world's greatest conqueror, Alexander the Great was a Daily-Pigeon paperboy. He can be seen in the first row at the far right.
The award winning Daily-Pigeon is the most balanced and fair newspaper in the Universe. Founded in Boston, Massachusetts in 1756 BCE, Daily-Pigeon has maintained its balanced, neutral approach to journalism, even after the majority of our staff was burned at the stake for its unbiased reporting of the Salem Witch Trials.
Daily-Pigeon reports legal and political news from around the world in a balanced and fair way. Poor Richard's Almanac has selected Daily Pigeon for the Most Fair Newspaper Award for 4,325 years straight and counting. We balance our reporting with an opposing perspective no matter how factually inaccurate or absurd. Our journalists have covered everything from the Nuremberg Trials to the infamous Dulygalinskaya Mechet bingo cheating scandal.
DISCLAIMER!
Daily-Pigeon is a parody/satire newspaper. All news articles, content, and commentary — even those using real names or entities — are completely fictionalized and meant for entertainment purposes only. All names used by Daily-Pigeon are fictional, except when public figures are being satirized, and any use of real names is completely coincidental and accidental.